I, Claudia

Claudia Alcock wants her cheating husband and his lover dealt with, but their bungled counter-plots unleash chaos involving hapless hitmen, diary secrets, a sinister doll and a distracted detective. Darkly comic and wildly unpredictable, this is a zany crime caper where survival is anything but straightforward.

Claudia Alcock is looking for a hitman. Not just any hitman but one who can get the job done properly. After all, she may be a frizzy-haired, middle-aged woman with paranoid tendencies and a chequered romantic past, but she’s no fool. Her cheating soon-to-be ex-husband Gary, aided by his equally unfaithful new lover Alexa, deserve nothing less than a fitting comeuppance.

Unfortunately for Claudia, Gary has plans of his own. Determined to secure Claudia’s fortune, he hires his own hitman whose messy efforts range from bombs to snipers to poisonous spiders.

Can Claudia dodge these increasingly ludicrous attempts on her life?

Zany, darkly comic and gloriously unpredictable.

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