Redneck Haiku

Double-Wide Edition
Grandpa's new dentures make him lose watermelon seed spitting contest. A original cult poetry classic, containing almost 250 wickedly funny haiku pastiches on the redneck way of life. With room for Betty Sue, Joe Bob, Wayne, Rhonda and all the kids, this is truly a monster truck extravaganza of a haiku collection.
Over 250 redneck poems sure to crack even the most bucktoothed of smiles. The redneck lifestyle gets the black tie treatment in the hilariously contrasting filter of formal Japanese haiku, employing the standard three line, thirteen syllable constraint. The whole spectrum of redneck culture comes under the scrutiny of the imperial poem: RVs; Wal-Mart; beer; pop tarts; pickups; monster trucks; NASCAR; boats; trailers; trailer parks; barns; hunting; shotguns; Las Vegas and everything in between.

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