The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom at Christmas

A hilariously farty festive picture book

An explosively funny retelling of Clement C. Moore's classic poem 'The Night Before Christmas' from the bestselling creator of the Blazing Bottom series.  

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, ​
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ​
Meanwhile a star-dusted sleigh blazed through the sky, ​
With a dragon-shaped reindeer fifty-feet high … ​

It's Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne and Dragon are happy to step in. They know all Santa's moves – they're terrific with tinsel, their wrapping is rocking and just LOOK how much stuff they can fit in a stocking! But that's not all . They've got another trick up their sleeve that will make this Christmas go off with a show-stopping, snow-hopping, bum-popping BOOM . ​

​An explosively funny retelling of Clement C. Moore's classic poem 'The Night Before Christmas' from the bestselling creator of The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom series.  

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The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom
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The Princess with the Blazing Bottom
Big Bad Dragon Club

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