Dock Tok Presents...The Dockfather

A Collection of Dangerously Punny Dad Jokes
From the online sensation Dock Tok comes another notorious collection of awesome and uproarious dad jokes—dangerously funny and family friendly!

From the online sensation Dock Tok comes another notorious collection of awesome and uproarious dad jokes—dangerously funny and family friendly!

Dock Tok is back with an offer you can’t refuse. Join the gangsters of guffaws for an all-new onslaught of quips, cracks, and clever wordplay that will slay your friends and family (and even your foes) with laughter.     

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table. 

What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly? Stationary. 

Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they’re tenants. 

All hail the Dockfather! Join the mob that’s rushing to get their hands on the most hilarious dad jokes ever.  

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