Congratulations, You're Becoming a Parent

A Hilarious Guide to Everything Moms and Dads Should (NOT) Look Forward to in Parenthood!
With a sincere, heartfelt cover that belies the beautiful nature of parenthood, combined with the hilariously illustrated realities of parenting on the inside (think: no sleep for years, constant cleaning up, etc.), this hilarious book is the perfect gift for any soon-to-be parent!

With a sincere, heartfelt cover that belies the beautiful nature of parenthood, combined with the hilariously illustrated realities of parenting on the inside (think: no sleep for years and constant cleaning up), this hilarious book is the perfect gift for any soon-to-be parent!

This book brings an edgy-but-frank attitude to the parenting advice genre, and at only 48 pages it’s the perfect gift for a new parent. However, there’s a twist: the cover displays a beautiful “aww” moment of a parent, while the inside contains everything but. It’s fun, edgy, ribald, and more than anything, real advice. This is a heads-up for any new parent in your life! With the same style humor as Go the F**k to Sleep, inside soon-to-be parents will learn that just around the corner, they will be enjoying the marvelous parenting joys such as:

• Sleeping in intervals of 15 minutes when the baby sleeps—if you’re lucky
• Changing diapers around the clock
• Hearing the perfectly pitched cry at the most inconvenient of times (think airplanes, Zoom meetings, and every single time you go to the bathroom)
• Emptying the dishwasher more than you could have thought humanly possible
• And much more!

Congratulations, You’re Becoming a Parent is a funny gift for any new parent that is about to welcome a new addition—and much more work than they can even imagine—into the family

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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