Don't Forget to Flush!

Poems that will drive you clean around the bend

An eclectic collection of poems that will make you laugh,cry and think. John Eaton sees the world through a unique lens. His insightsspan the world about us, sport, travel, the human psyche,politics, animals, and more. Enjoy his mischievous pen as he challenges self-importance,champions the underdog, and shatters plastic ceilings.

An eclectic collection of poems that will make you laugh,cry and think. John Eaton sees the world through a unique lens. His insightsspan the world about us, the environment, sport, travel, the human psyche,politics, the animal world, and more. You'll enjoy his mischievous pen as he challenges self-importance,champions the underdog, and shatters plastic ceilings.

Comprises 116 poems including:

Billly and Benny (the Flowerpot Men-ny), a poem about terracottafriends;

Jackboot and Jillboot - odes to his and hers' footwear;

And covering subjects that hit the national headlines . suchas Barnard Castle:

'Barnard Castle is the place to be,

A pleasant journey for my family

Where I can quarantine flexibly

To test my eyesight specifically.

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And things that are neither here or there .

'I went to a rendezvous to see Ron Devue.

I thought I had deja vu but jamais vu.'

Contributor: Alexa Tewkesbury (Edited by), Julia Vasina (Illustrated by)

Illustrator: Julia Vasina

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