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What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?FowlWhy was the footballer upset on his birthday?He got a red cardThese and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?
Fowl

Why was the footballer upset on his birthday?
He got a red card

Even if we lose the Euros!

Contributor: Nigel Baines (Illustrated by)

Illustrator: Nigel Baines

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