Letters From An Alien Schoolboy: Cosmic Custard

A horrifyingly hilarious tale of alien attacks, daring deeds and big (and tiny) baddies!

Will Flowkwee prove that four heads are better than one - and save Earth?
Will all the miserable whining Earthlings and the fluffy clouds and chocolate and cheerful worms and cardboard be destroyed?
If you are the kind of lazy good-for-nothing duffer of an Earthling who just browses on to another webpage then you'll never ever ever ever ever know.

The second in a hilarious series for young readers, illustrated throughout with wacky pictures by the author herself!

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