The Little Book of Lonelyhearts

A witty and indispensable guide intended to assist you on your path to true love.

ON THE MARKET!
ESTATE AGENT, 24, SEEKS GIRL NEXT DOOR
(IDEALLY WITH SOUTH FACING GARDEN)

A witty and indispensable guide intended to assist you on your path to true love.

With sections on:
Men Seeking Women
Women Seeking Men
Men Seeking Men
Women Seeking Women
And then there's the Casual Encounters.

SHORT MAN SEEKS DWARF TO TALK DOWN TO.
NO TROLLS.

Everything you need to know about blogging, snogging and dogging.
Includes the 10 golden rules of dating etiquette.

EYE CONTACT IS EVERYTHING
(UNLESS YOUR DATE IS BLIND)

Plus handy tips on composing the perfect Lonelyheart.

CURVY = FAT
CUDDLY = REALLY FAT
CURVACEOUS = FAT AND POSH

We all know love can be cruel. But it's better than being single.

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

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Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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