Who Dat Noise?

Who Dat Noise is a new comedy adventure following Richard Templar as he sets off with a group of unusual characters to retrieve an ancient treasure stolen from the British Museum.

An ancient treasure, the Mercurial Mask, has been stolen from the British Museum. Richard Templar is charged with recovering the stolen mask. His mission is to reunite Margaritta Bonaparte with her elusive husband, the infamous thief, Jean Petize, who in return will reveal the whereabouts of the Mercurial Mask. From a Greek island prison to the deserts of Egypt, Richard faces rogues, mercenaries and madmen. On his quest, he is accompanied by Tannie Annie, an ex-soldier, Lans, the Australian barman, and Geoff, an ex-intelligence officer, as well as Jean and his wife Margaritta. 

With these unlikely allies at his side, he battles towards a final explosive confrontation with General Pretorious on the South Downs of Southern England.

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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