Life's a Pitch!

Life's a Pitch is a laugh out loud tale that follows Geoff and his family on their motorhome adventure! Set in Yorkshire and the Lake District the story will resonate with anyone who has been on holiday in a motorhome or caravan.

Geoff has a habit of getting himself into sticky situations. His dream of owning his own motorhome creeps closer with early retirement and he persuades his long-suffering wife Janice to seek out their new ‘home from home’ at a local motorhome exhibition. Geoff’s dream soon becomes Janice’s nightmare and when he decides to explore the most expensive motorhome on show, he could never have imagined what would happen next. He escapes the scene, but will anyone link him to the disaster that unfolded?

When Woody, their brand-new addition to the family, eventually arrives on the driveway, Geoff can’t contain his excitement. With teenage daughter Gail and cocker spaniel Mabel in tow, they embark on their first adventure. But things do not go according to plan as Geoff struggles to blend into the camping way of life.

A bouncer, campsite wardens, an angler and a pair of emus are just some of the adversaries Geoff finds himself up against but with Janice by his side, will he survive to fight another day and will the disaster at the exhibition come back to haunt him…?

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