Tchotchkes and their F*cked-Up Thoughts

The Messed-Up Minds of Your Trinkets and Treasures
Are your trinkets talking. about you? Probably.

If you’ve ever suspected that your knicknacks are gossiping, sharing secrets, or quietly judging your life choices, well, they are. Prepare to laugh as you dive into Tchotchkes and their F*cked-Up Thoughts—a darkly hilarious look at what your beloved collectibles really think.
Are your trinkets talking. about you? Probably.

If you’ve ever suspected that your knicknacks are gossiping, sharing secrets, or quietly judging your life choices, well, they are. Prepare to laugh as you dive into Tchotchkes and their F*cked-Up Thoughts—a darkly hilarious look at what your beloved collectibles really think.

Whether you’re a serious collector of porcelain cats or your coworker’s desk is bursting with curios, this comedic gift book will give you a fresh perspective on your beloved trinkets. With over 50 different tchotchkes, illustrations, quips, and grudges, you’ll be reminded that just because they look nice, doesn’t mean they are.

This hilarious gift book includes:

• Bric-a-Brac—A little something for everyone who loves a blend of dark humor, sarcasm, and a pinch of the absurd.

• Thingamajigs—This book is richly illustrated with fun drawings that help illuminate each trinket’s deep inner thoughts.

• Baubles—From the kitschy rubber chicken to your vintage lava lamp, you’ll hear from classic knicknacks across the globe.

Tchotchkes and Their F*cked Up Thoughts, will have you seeing (and hearing) your trinkets in a totally new light.

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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