A Novel
Nothing sucks more than dating especially when you've been bad at it for three centuries.
Tiffenie Ruba is 300 years old and still doesn t have her life together. She doesn t own a home typical for a Millennial, which she often gets mistaken for and she hasn t had a relationship in forever (almost literally). When she s not working at the local blood bank, she s watching Hallmark movies with her cat. Tiffenie has an eternity to go but she knows she can t go on like this. But when she suddenly inherits a charming inn in the picture-perfect town of Valentine, Vermont (due to a case of mistaken okay, stolen identity), she has a chance to live out all of her Hallmark fantasies. Unfortunately, she has to bring along a new vampire she accidentally created, pretend to be someone else, and navigate a love triangle with a hot Christmas tree farmer and her old master Vlad, who she s still totally mad at. Can she pull it all off and finally learn a lesson along the way? With biting wit, a dash of spice, and the cozy warmth of a great Hallmark movie, Undead and Unwed will make you laugh until you cry as Tiffenie bungles her way toward self-improvement and true love. Story Locale:The charming fictional village of Valentine, Vermont.