Fifty Shades of Dumb

True Stories of Strange and Screwy Sex
"[This book] isn't a parody--it's a real-life look at the really weird things people do to get their jollies. Taken from national newspapers, magazines, radio, and television, the stories [here] are all true and all really naughty"--Page 4 of cover.
Sex. It’s something that’s on everyone’s mind. But the minds that thought of the weird, strange, and stupid sex acts that are reported in Fifty Shades of Dumb: True Stories of Strange and Screwy Sex are a breed of their own.

For anyone who find sex inherently funny, and almost all of us do, here are stories to laugh at, and share:

• The woman who called the police about noises in her home. What did they find? Her sex toy vibrating in her night stand!
• The man who received a 90-day sentence for gratifying himself using a pumpkin in his backyard. That’s a scary Halloweenie!
• The couple who managed to have public sex on crowded train, only to receive complaints when they lit up their post-coital cigarettes.
• And so many more!

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