Butts on Things 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar

Prepare to, quite literally, LMAO with this calendar! Featuring hilarious illustrations by Brian Cook. Includes full-color tear-off pages, a recyclable easel backer, and more. Each page has a hilariously immature illustration of a butt on a thing.
Prepare to, quite literally, LMAO. Featuring a mix of full color illustrations and black and white sketches from uber-talented artist Brian Cook, each page of the Butts on Things 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar will crack you up–no ifs, ands, or butts about it.

Features include:

• Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
• No single-use plastic 
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display 
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Each page features a hilariously immature illustration of a butt on a thing

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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