Animals Being Derps 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar

Say hello to hilariously oddball animals! This 2026 daily desktop calendar showcases derptastic pets with witty captions. Features include: no single-use plastic, full-color tear-off pages, and daily extras like puzzles and jokes.
Say hello to the planet's most delightfully goofy and hilariously oddball animals! Each page of this 2026 daily desktop calendar showcases derptastic pets in all their looney splendor, from dogs and cats to horses and birds. Each laugh-inducing picture is paired with witty captions by humorist Beverly L. Jenkins, that will keep you chuckling with amusement all year long.
 
Features include:

• No single-use plastic
• Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Each page features derpy animal photos with comedic captions

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

View our full delivery infomation here.