Effin' Birds 12-Month 2026 Monthly/Weekly Planner Calendar

Bring swear-therapy to every week with this 2026 planner! Featuring vintage bird artwork paired with irreverent captions. Includes: 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open), sturdy softcover, weekly spreads with room to write, and more.
Each weekly spread of this delightfully profane and deeply cathartic 12-month planner features beautifully colored vintage bird artwork, paired with hilariously irreverent captions—sure to amuse and delight lovers of avian snark everywhere. Bring the joy of swear-therapy to every week of 2026. Track appointments, plan trips, jot down notes, and let these brazen birds work their effin’ magic!
 
Features include:

• 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open)
• Perfect bound
• Sturdy softcover
• Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
• Ribbon page marker
• 12-month planner: January–December 2026
• Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
• Weekly spreads include color artwork and plenty of room to write
• Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more
• Year-at-a-glance pages for 2025, 2026, and 2027
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Each weekly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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