Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar

Laugh along with the brazen birds in this cathartic wall calendar! Featuring vintage bird artwork with expletive-laden rants, plus generous grid space, moon phases, and more. Printed on eco-friendly paper.
Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.
 
Features include:

• 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
• Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
• Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
• Planning spread for September–December 2025
• Spans January–December 2026
• Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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