Effin' Birds 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar

Bring swear-therapy to every week with this 2026 planner! Featuring vintage bird artwork paired with irreverent captions and the opportunity to write your own captions. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this cheeky planner. Features no single-use plastic, full-color tear-off pages, and combined weekend pages.
Each weekly page of this hilarious swear-a-day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletive-laden saying—perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar.
 
Features include:

• No single-use plastic
• Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Back of weekend pages contain fill-in-the-blank Create Your Own Effin’ Birds
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

View our full delivery infomation here.