Golden Chainsaws and Dull Machetes 2026 Calendar

From the creators of The Kill Count, the Golden Chainsaws and Dull Machetes 2026 Slay-to-Slay Calendar ranks, rates, and tabulates body counts in your favorite horror movies. Features include full-color tear-off pages, a recyclable easel backer, and Dead Meat's choice for best and worst kills.
Celebrating the audacity, ingenuity, and technical brilliance (or not) of horror filmmakers, the Golden Chainsaws and Dull Machetes 2026 Slay-to-Slay Calendar, from the creators of The Kill Count, ranks, rates, and tabulates the body counts in all your favorite horror movies, from blockbuster franchises and arty classics to creature features and braindead slashers. Let's get to the Numbers!

Features include:

• No single-use plastic
• Page size 5.354 x 4.488
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Each page features Dead Meat's choice for best and worst kills from everyone's favorite horror films.

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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