You're Not a Real Dog Owner Until…

The definitive reflection of what it is to be a dog owner/parent, from dog park politics to inevitable messes and all the fun and love in between. Written and illustrated by two of The New Yorker magazine's best-loved cartoonists, this hilarious collection is a must-have for any dog lover.

The definitive reflection of what it is to be a dog owner/parent, from dog park politics to inevitable messes and all the fun and love in between. Written and illustrated by two of The New Yorker magazine's best-loved cartoonists, this hilarious collection is a must-have for any dog lover.
 

This book presents a delightful collection of observations about having a dog from award-winning comedian/cartoonist duo Scott Dooley and Jason Chatfield. These hilarious cartoons pair New Yorker-style illustrations with relatable details about having a dog. For example, you're not a real dog owner until.
 

• You have to nix the word "walk" from your vocabulary as if it holds dark magical powers.
• There are dog park friends who you only know by their dog’s name.
• You've had to mediate a cease-fire between your dog and the Roomba.
• Your dog has "protected you loudly" from thousands of "potential intruders" who've dared to walk past your front door (most often during Zoom calls).
• Your dog eats a healthier, more balanced and nutrient-rich diet than you have ever eaten in your life.
• You have a voice you only use with your dog.
• You also have a voice for your dog.
   

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