Effin' Birds 2025 Wall Calendar

Who're you, John James @%$! Audubon? Ornithologists have long known birds to have filthy vocabularies and a misanthropic worldview—and now you know, too! Every spread of this monthly wall calendar proves the old adage true—"Bird, bird, bird, bird is the effin' word."
 
Features include:

• 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
• Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Planning spread for September–December 2024
• Spans January–December 2025
• Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Features colorful vintage bird artwork with even more colorful language

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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