365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day® Calendar 2025

A perennial favourite: eyebrow-raisingly stupid things actually uttered by sports stars, politicians, entertainers, and other names from the headlines. Guaranteed to cause chuckles.

Baffling gaffes and fantastic fumbles

Yup, they really said that! This daily dose of absurdly asinine articulations will have you truly SMH and ROTFL. Truth-challenged politicians ("I never claimed to be Jewish. I said I was 'Jew-ish.'" -Rep. George Santos). Pointless 911 calls ("How do I delete a voice mail from my phone?"). What not to say in court ("When we robbed that gas station, was I there?" -defendant, acting as his own defense attorney, questioning his codefendant). Plus, the dumbest questions asked of Disney employees ("Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?") and hilarious headlines (KNIFE CRIME SOARS TO RECORD LEVEL AS POLICE CHIEFS BLAME CUTS-Daily Telegraph headline).

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