Chonkers Wall Calendar 2025

Fat is where it's at: a year of photos featuring the chonkiest cats, with hilarious thought bubble captions.

Pleasingly plump and full of sass.

These chonky cats are all about rest and relaxation and they don't have time for any nonsense-now move away from my sunbeam! Chonkers showcases a year of large-and-in-charge floofballs who put the cat in cattitude. Each of the full-color photographs is accompanied by a thought bubble revealing what the featured kitty just may be thinking: Tomorrow we feast. But first, we snooze.

New plastic-free packaging!

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• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
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• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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