Unforgettable Senior Moments Page-A-Day® Calendar 2025

Senior moments happen to the best of us: here's a year of funny real-life stories of forgetfulness and stupidity to remind you you're not alone - plus funny quotes about growing older.

"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're on board, there's nothing you can do." -Golda Meir

This is the calendar that celebrates the quirks of memory and aging.

Based on the bestselling book 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments, here is a year of head-slapping, real-life senior moments, like the time two absent-minded prison escapees abandoned a stolen car, where they'd left careful notes about their travel plans. Wise and funny quotes: "You're never too old to become younger." -Mae West. Confusion in the Court (Attorney: "So, when he woke up, he was dead?"), Insurance Claims of the Deeply Distracted ("The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention."), Headscratching Headlines, and more.​Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.

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