Down on the Funny Farm with Cow and Friends

A Joke Book from the Barnyard Gang
Cow and his friends love telling jokes. Some are funny, some are gross, and some are just plain silly.

Cow, Horse, Goat, Duck, Chicken, Pig, Big Mouse, Little Mouse, and even Frog and Squirrel keep each other giggling with their farm-inspired puns, knock-knock jokes, and silly quips. And now this feisty group of barnyard friends are sharing their favorite jokes with you.

Q: What do you get when you cross an angry goat with a grumpy cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Q: Who is the greatest pig painter?
A: Pigcasso.

“Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Cows go.”
“Cows go who?”
“No, silly! Cows go moo.”
After you've had a good laugh, learn how to "ham" it up with your own farm-tastic jokes. Record your favorites on the pages provided. Look who's a comedi-hen now!

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