2027 Carpe F*cking Diem Planner

Seize the f*cking day and get your sh*t together with this hilarious planner!

Packed with profanity and lots of swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like it is while keeping you organized. Bursting with humorous inspiration and bold internals, this 2027 engagement calendar will help you laugh off the stress, get sh*t done, and (maybe) swearing will help! The perfect gifted organizer for any men or women in your life or to keep for yourself!
17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2026 - DECEMBER 2027)

• Four planner sticker sheets with over 325 funny and motivational swear word journal stickers for adults
• 6" x 8" planner with durable hardcover and double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writing
• Elastic band closure
• Environmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paper
• Year at a glance
• Monthly and weekly spreads with ample writing space and "sh*t to remember" lists
• Notes pages
• Monthly goals pages
• Holidays and observances

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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