A F*cking 2027 Boxed Calendar

A f*cking box calendar to laugh off life’s bullsh*t with a daily dose of swearing!

Give zero f*cks all year with this unapologetically funny 2027 boxed calendar. Featuring new content about everyday bullsh*t, bold confidence, and laughing through life’s chaos, it delivers a year’s worth of profanity-packed humor on vivid, full-color pages—perfect for blowing off steam one swear at a time.

Made for adults with a sharp sense of humor, this irreverent day-by-day calendar is a sarcastic gift for friends, partners, siblings, coworkers, women, or men; a funny white elephant gag gift for adults; a holiday stocking stuffer; or a hilarious Secret Santa, office gift-swap, birthday, or New Year’s present for any foul-mouthed friend. Keep it for yourself or give the best f*cking gift this year!

Additional details:

• Easy tear-off pages featuring more than 300 swear-filled entries in bold, full-color designs, with combined Saturday/Sunday pages
• Blank, writable reverse side for notes, reminders, and messages
• Improved cardboard easel backing folds easily for sturdy tabletop or desk display
• 4.75" × 5" page trim size with protective slipcase
• Bonus 2027 year-at-a-glance calendar page
• Notes major U.S. holidays and observances, plus key international dates
• 100% recyclable and plastic-free, with environmentally responsible, FSC-certified paper

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK as soon as stock is available.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-7 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 30 working days

View our full delivery infomation here.