Electric Sheep, Encrypted Dreams

A Field Guide to Defending Humanity in the Age of Neuro-Clouds, Quantum Hackers and Ethical Black Holes

Your pancreas has been hacked. Your brain is a Wi-Fi hotspot. Your Roomba just quoted Marx.

It's Tuesday.

Electric Sheep, Encrypted Dreams is a darkly comic field guide to the cybersecurity catastrophes lurking in our hyperconnected future.

Your pancreas has been hacked. Your brain is a Wi-Fi hotspot. Your Roomba just quoted Marx.

It's Tuesday.

Electric Sheep, Encrypted Dreams is a darkly comic field guide to the cybersecurity catastrophes lurking in our hyperconnected future. From ransomware targeting your organs to cities that write poetry about your jaywalking, from robot unions to orbital debris extortion schemes, each chapter transforms emerging threats into unforgettable disasters – all grounded in real vulnerabilities, published research, and frameworks that exist today.

Part speculative fiction, part security manual, entirely serious about its absurdity. Every scenario traces back to documented incidents. Every chapter ends with actionable defenses. Every catastrophe happens on a Tuesday.

Don't panic. But maybe panic a little.

Keep your towel visible. Tuesday is coming.

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