Football Jokes

Hilarious football jokes, perfect for young footie fans!

Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around—the perfect teammate for this summer’s World Cup!

Who is the funniest football player in the World Cup?
Erling Ha-ha-haaland.

When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles.

Who scored the most goals in the Greek Mythology League?
The centaur forward.


The ultimate collection of football jokes, accompanied by hilarious illustrations by Jane Eccles. Young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

Also available in the Rocket Fox Sidesplitters series:
The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

Contributor: Jane Eccles (Illustrated by)

Illustrator: Jane Eccles

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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