Book of All-Time Stupidest Top 10 Lists
In more than twenty books and calendars, the authors have established their brand as the sine qua non of inane utterances, and themselves as the guardians of the flame of stupidity. This title compiles the best of the best - the stupidest of the stupidest - quotations from their calendars along with hundreds of entries from print, and broadcast.
Not just stupidity, but obsessive stupidity! Not just random stupidity, but organized stupidity! Here, from the celebrated collectors of the stupidest things ever said, it’s the cre`me de la cre`me of stupidities, made even funnier and more compelling in an irresistible top 10 list format. Try one:The Top 10 Stupidest Actual Book Titles:1. A Toddler’s Guide to the Rubber Industry2. Constipation and our Civilization3. Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers 4. The Secret of Sphincters5. A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating6. Life and Laughter ’midst the Cannibals7. Be Bold With Bananas8. Hand-Grenade Throwing as a College Sport9. Collect Fungi on Stamps10. A Study of Hospital Waiting Lists in Cardiff, 1953–1954Plus lost-in-translation moments. Doubles entendres. Political speeches, foreign menus, traffic signs. Celebrities on literature, on homelessness, on revealing too much about themselves. Mangled cliche´s and bizarre analogies, the wit of the witless and comedy of the clueless—never before have so many said something so dumb, now in one book.