A Tiny Diary For Solving Tiny Crimes

A TINY DIARY FOR TINY CRIMES – Finally, a place to confess all your most minor misdeeds. Whether it’s stealing the last snack, ignoring an email on purpose, or cutting in line (you monster), this compact diary is perfectly sized for documenting life’s smallest offenses. Cute, discreet, and just a little bit guilty, it’s the perfect outlet for your not-so-criminal activity. 

WHAT’S IN THE BOX – One tiny diary featuring a velvety hardbound cover and 112 gilded-edge pages. It’s small enough to go unnoticed—but fancy enough to make your petty confessions feel surprisingly important. 

POCKET-SIZED CONFESSIONS – Keep track of your tiniest transgressions anywhere, anytime. Toss it in your bag, leave it on your desk, or hide it somewhere safe from anyone who might stumble across your “crimes.” It’s part journal, part joke, and entirely unnecessary—in the best way. 

ACTUAL GOOD GIFT IDEA – Know someone who’s just a little bit mischievous? This makes a perfect gift for birthdays, stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, or anyone who appreciates humor with a slightly guilty conscience. 

BRASS MONKEY – We’re that strange corner of the gift shop where retro kitsch and clever chaos live in harmony. Our stuff is smart, funny, and unapologetically weird—kind of like your group chat, but on shelves. At Brass Monkey, we make well-designed products with a side of snark. Because honestly, the world’s serious enough. Let’s make everyday stuff a little more fun.

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK as soon as stock is available.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-7 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 30 working days

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