People I Plan To Haunt Tiny Diary

PEOPLE I PLAN TO HAUNT TINY DIARY – Finally, a pocket-sized place to keep track of your posthumous priorities. Whether it’s petty grudges, unresolved drama, or just a running list of people who deserve a little ghostly mischief, this 2.75” by 3.75” diary is your future haunting blueprint. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s the perfect mix of elegance and eerie intent. 

VINTAGE INSPIRED – Styled with nostalgic flair and a touch of the macabre, this diary channels old-school stationery vibes with just enough spooky sass. It’s ideal for chronicling your spectral plans, mysterious thoughts, or simply jotting down names with dramatic flair. 

HIGH QUALITY – Don’t let its size fool you—this diary is built to last beyond the grave. Featuring a sturdy cover and shimmering gilded pages, it’s a hauntingly beautiful addition to your desk, nightstand, or crypt. 

PERFECT FOR GIFTING – A hilarious and oddly thoughtful gift for anyone who loves Halloween, dark humor, or keeping receipts. Great for friends, coworkers, or that one person who always says “I’ll haunt you” and actually means it. 

BRASS MONKEY – We live somewhere between cursed heirlooms and classy collectibles. Our products blend vintage design with unapologetic wit—perfect for turning everyday moments into something worth haunting.

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK as soon as stock is available.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-7 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 30 working days

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