Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary

DUMB THINGS MY KID SAID TINY DIARY – Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) things—and now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75” x 3.75”) is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s like a time capsule for your kid’s finest moments of accidental comedy.

VINTAGE-INSPIRED – This diary might look sweet and old-fashioned, but on the inside? Pure chaos. It’s the ideal combo of elegant design and “I can’t believe you just said that.” Finally, a place to memorialize the time your kid called an avocado “green butter” or asked if clouds have feelings.

HIGH QUALITY – Featuring gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover, and smooth, high-end pages, this mini journal is made to last—so you can look back and laugh (or cry) for years to come. Think of it as a family heirloom, if your family loves ridiculousness.

PERFECT FOR GIFTING – Whether it’s for a new parent, a teacher, or your friend who can’t stop texting you their kid’s weirdest quotes, this diary makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift. Just be warned: once they start writing, they might never stop.

BRASS MONKEY – We make stuff for people who have great taste and a solid sense of humor (aka you). From tongue-in-cheek journals to party games that go off the rails, our stuff is designed to delight, surprise, and occasionally confuse your in-laws.

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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