Who Farted?

Was it you or was it me? A discreet bottom burp, long winded, infusing the air with a deadly pong. Perhaps it was a royal trump, or a princely purp created by the Queens gaseous corgis. Its a stinker of a tale, where nobody ever asks the question thats too rude to mention who farted?
Was it you or was it me? A discreet bottom burp, long winded, infusing the air with a deadly pong. Perhaps it was a royal trump, or a princely > purp >created by the Queens gaseous corgis. Everyone loves a fart! A stinker of a tale, full of embarrassment, mayhem and laughter, where nobody ever asks the question thats too rude to mention who farted?

Illustrator: Kathy Creamer

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