Rock Fantasy

The Wet Secrets are a five piece garage rock marching band-clad gang from Edmonton. Led by Whitey of Whitey Houston and Shout Out Out Out Out, backed by two buxom horn players, an organ player named Organ and a gay drummer/filmmaker who play songs like, "Grow Your Own Fu%&ing Moustache, A33hole" and "I Teabagged Myself."

1: Get Your Own Apartment
2: Easy Prey Vs. Sex Maniac
3: Grow Your Own Fucking Moustache, Asshole
4: Secret March
5: Hot Roller
6: I Teabagged Myself
7: Boat Gas Death Train
8: The Chinball Wizard
9: Hep a Birthday
10: The Chinball Wizard (Cadence Weapon Remix)
11: Secret March (Nik7 Remix)

Number of Discs: 1

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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