Effin' Birds 2027 Monthly/Weekly Planner Calendar

Tired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork.

Tired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork. With a strong dose of sarcasm, a healthy serving of swear-therapy, and some much-needed side-eye, this planner is here to help you tackle it all—from errands to obligatory social engagements to existential dread. Perfect for fans of fowl humor, sweary sarcasm, and real talk—with wings.

Features include:

• 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open)
• Perfect bound
• Sturdy softcover
• Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
• Ribbon page marker
• 12-month planner: January–December 2027
• Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
• Monthly and weekly planning pages
• Weekly spreads include full-color sweary bird artwork and plenty of room to write
• Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more
• Year-at-a-glance pages for 2026, 2027, and 2028
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

UK Delivery:

• Free delivery on all orders of £10 or more.
• £1.49 delivery fee on orders below £10.
• UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class.

International Delivery:

• Flat rate delivery charges vary by country.

Dispatch and Delivery Times:

• All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Northampton, UK within 48 hours of receipt during working hours.
• UK mainland orders typically arrive within 3-5 working days via Royal Mail 2nd Class.
• International estimated delivery times:
• Europe & Channel Islands: 7 to 10 working days
• USA: 7 to 15 working days
• Rest of the World: 9 to 21 working days

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