Parental Guidance

How Not to Raise Your Kids
All parents face the same predicament; they love their children, but if it weren't for wine they probably would have lost their sanity a long time ago. In this book, irreverent couples draw on their years of experience and infinite wisdom to help you become an elite parent, just like them.

From the creator of the bestselling Jeffrey and Janice greetings card range, this hilarious book is packed with tongue-in-cheek tips for being the perfect parent

All parents face the same predicament; they love their children, but if it weren't for wine they probably would have lost their sanity a long time ago. In this book, irreverent mothers and fathers draw on their years of experience and infinite wisdom to help you become an elite parent, just like them.

Parental Guidance bestows the following pearls of wisdom:

- "Being a parent is mainly just googling how to do sh*t"
- "The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink"
- "Parent sleep. it's like regular sleep, but without the sleep part"

And much more! So, dive into this hysterical little book and become a top-tier parent in no time.

The Jeffrey and Janice greetings card range has been a bestseller since 2017, bringing laughter and joy to every recipient. Sage, silly and sweary in equal measure, this cheeky twosome have kept us entertained with their musings on life's tribulations, including family, relationships, sex, ageing, friendship and (most importantly) drinking and partying.

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• USA: 7 to 15 working days
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