{"product_id":"9781916556881-limericks-for-the-unwoke","title":"Limericks for the Unwoke","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cp\u003eLimericks for the Unwoke – a cheeky little volume guaranteed to upset the wokerati, snowflakes and anyone of a sensitive disposition. Whether you’re offending friends or just giggling alone in the loo, this book is your perfect partner in rhyme crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThere once was a cop from Crewe Junction\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWho had sexually ceased to function.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the rest of his life\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe deceived his poor wife\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWith the dexterous use of his truncheon. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn just five ingeniously-rhymed linesa limerick can tell a complete story - with a beginning, middle and end – and brighten the dullest of days. The best of them are rude or lewd or politically incorrect. Or all three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThere was a young fellow named Hyde\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWho fell down a toilet and died.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHis unfortunate brother\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThen fell down another\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd now they're interred side by side. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimericks for the Unwoke – filthy rhymes for naughty times .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56144014737782,"sku":"9781916556881","price":11.14,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/files\/orig_35845229_9cc40f69-8d3a-42b1-b7a2-23f15e6dd5ba.jpg?v=1756339104","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/9781916556881-limericks-for-the-unwoke","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}