{"product_id":"9781805467557-barbie-just-wont-die","title":"Barb Jacobs Just Won’t Die!","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScream meets 00s slasher in this ICONIC blood-soaked horror from your new favourite author\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA pacy, campy, darkly humoured, blood-soaked slasher full of classic horror tropes about a horror movie Scream Queen who's going to have to save herself this time - now that she's being stalked by a knife-wielding psychopath for real. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e'\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003eA glittery, campy meta-slasher, Pell delivers gnarly kills, terrible puns, a reluctant final girl and a theatrically menacing masked killer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e' \u003c\/b\u003e- @georgesreads\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eA serial killer? She's SO over it.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBarbra 'Barbie' Jacobs may be the wrong side of forty, but she's still beloved by her fans. Typecast as a Scream Queen from her very first horror flick, Barb's always wanted to prove to herself that she's more than a 'final girl' - the prettiest one who somehow manages not to get chopped into tiny little pieces at the end of the movie.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut now her wish might be coming true .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn the bathroom at this horror convention Barb finds a cheerleader in the stalls covered in blood. \u003ci\u003eHow cliché. \u003c\/i\u003eBut this time, it's not from the props department - her throat's been ripped out. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs the body count rises, Barb knows she has to play the part one last time if she's going to escape the deranged psycho serial killer who's murdering everyone around her.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBarb Jacobs has had enough of people-pleasing. She is NOT dying in Barbie's Scream House. So if she makes it out, hell, she's having the fries.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA hilarious and terrifying serial killer thriller jam-packed with classic horror tropes for anyone who loves \u003ci\u003eBarbie\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eScream Queens\u003c\/i\u003e or \u003ci\u003eNightmare on Elm Street\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57630980309366,"sku":"9781805467557","price":7.73,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/files\/stand_41277524.jpg?v=1779282851","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/9781805467557-barbie-just-wont-die","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}