{"product_id":"9781787636927-boris-johnson-the-neverending-tory","title":"Boris Johnson: The Neverending Tory","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Adventure Where You Take Back Control\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNow that Boris Johnson has left Downing Street to spend more time with his families, you can celebrate\/lament his departure with this multiple-choice adventure where you take back control. Packed with 350 million* endings, this is the perfect stocking filler this Christmas.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e(* - this figure may be misleading).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, you are Boris Johnson, about to embark on a quest to fulfil your childhood ambition to be World King, a position so important that you will have to invent it first.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's not going to be easy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou will be entranced by a monster called Trump, bewitched by a sorceress called Carrie, captivated by your backbench Orcs - and royally shafted by a little hobgoblin called Michael Gove.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot everyone wants you to be World King.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo watch out for those false turns which see you begging Prince Harry for a job, rotting in a Dubai jail, recruited by the KGB, wandering round Kabul trying to find 150 dogs to rescue, starting WWIII or mistaking wine, cheese, vomit and karaoke for a work event.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd try instead to use your magical powers to become the Emperor of this land; the star of the hit musical \"Boris on Broadway\"; or even the PM who leads Britain back into the EU in 2024.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, you are\u003ci\u003e The Neverending Tory.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd this is your story.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eKids of all ages love \u003ci\u003eThe Neverending Tory:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I read the endings where he doesn't become Prime Minister again and again\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eT. May, age 65, Maidenhead\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I have never been Prime Minister, but this book gave me the chance to see what it might be like\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eJ. Corbyn, age 73, The Allotment, North London\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40945437212769,"sku":"9781787636927","price":8.51,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/files\/orig_32347035.jpg?v=1737185875","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/9781787636927-boris-johnson-the-neverending-tory","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}