{"product_id":"9781473640436-parsnips-buttered","title":"Parsnips, Buttered","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe hilarious, bestselling book from comedian Joe Lycett, star of Last One Laughing and Celebrity Traitors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA selection of funny letters, emails, tweets and other correspondence in which Joe offers readers his own unique approach to tackling the frustrations, injustices and ridiculousness of modern day life.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE LAUGH-OUT-LOUD, IRREVERENT BOOK FROM THE AWARD-WINNING COMEDIAN FORMERLY KNOWN AS HUGO BOSS.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs seen on \u003ci\u003eJoe Lycett's Got Your Back \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eLast One Laughing. \u003c\/i\u003eAlso seen on \u003ci\u003eTaskmaster, Great British Sewing Bee,\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003e8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Harry Hill Show. \u003c\/i\u003eSoon to be seen on \u003ci\u003eCelebrity Traitors. \u003c\/i\u003eHe's seen everywhere in fact - especially in Birmingham.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd he has written a book. Here's what he has to say:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eDear Reader,\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLife is hard. We are a bombarded generation: Facebook, billboards, Twitter, Instagram, taxes, newspapers, watches monitoring our sleep, apps that read our pulse, terrorism. There's such an onslaught to the senses these days it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed. I love bed.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhile we are overwhelmed and confused by the miasmic cloud of information, there are those that seek to take advantage: there are parking fines, hate Tweets, email scams and Christmas newsletters from old school friends about their ugly kids. And just as we're getting round to doing something about it, we're distracted again.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI, Joe Lycett, comedian, wordsmith, and professional complainer, am here to help. During my short life of doing largely nothing I've discovered solutions to many of life's problems, which I impart to you, dear Reader. Containing a centurion of complaint letters to unsuspecting celebrities, companies and anyone brave enough to clog up my phone, as well as illustrations, one-liners , jokes and life hacks, this little gem offers you a collection of tips and advice* for all manner of modern woe. By the time you have finished reading this book you will have learnt how to:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e- Reverse a parking fine\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e- Manipulate the tabloid press\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e- Navigate social media\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e- Respond to hate mail\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e- Out-weird internet trolls\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e- Contest a so-called ripe avocado\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e- Send the perfect Christmas newsletter\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e- Take down multi-national companies\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eAND MUCH, MUCH MORE!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eJoe Lycett x\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e* If you are looking for guidance with taxes, quitting smoking, moving house, love, divorce, education, healthcare or anything actually important may I recommend speaking to friends or family members and not consulting a book by a comedian who eats halloumi at least twice a day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31642583203937,"sku":"9781473640436","price":10.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/files\/orig_26772019.jpg?v=1721242498","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/9781473640436-parsnips-buttered","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}