{"product_id":"9781472277459-pundamentalist","title":"Pundamentalist","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1,000 jokes you probably haven't heard before\u003cbr\u003eThe first collection of hilarious jokes from Gary Delaney, award-winning comedian and star of Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and House of Games\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'\u003c\/b\u003eFor a collection of \u003cb\u003egood old-fashioned gags, it's one of the best out  there\u003c\/b\u003e, a rich buffet of inventive wordplay that's best savoured a little  at a time to fully appreciate the joy of these \u003cb\u003eperfectly-constructed  morsels. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor original, hilarious gags you'll want to share, this is the real deal.' \u003c\/b\u003e- Chortle \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'A \u003cb\u003erollicking joyride\u003c\/b\u003e.  \u003ci\u003ePundamentalist \u003c\/i\u003ehas\u003cb\u003e puns for the whole family\u003c\/b\u003e: rude ones, daft ones, deft ones, stinkers and absolute belters.' - British Comedy Guide\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first time, comes the first collection of his finest jokes. Featuring the likes of:  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eGarden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe can't even afford a garden, so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now, but they've been breaking camels' backs for years.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGenius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSad news: The British simile champion has died. We shall not see his like again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her why, and she just said 'I've seen her type before'.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eToday someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard, so I took that as a condiment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy French pen friend just said 'Le Monde', which means the world to me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Can anyone tell me what FOMO stands for? Everyone else seems to know.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eActors have got Equity, Magicians have got the Magic Circle, but it's a shame ventriloquists don't have anyone to speak for them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDoes anyone know if it's safe to dye your pubes? It's a bit of a grey area.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd make sure you look out for Gary's next book, about Stockholm Syndrome: it starts off badly but by the end you'll really enjoy it .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40404994326625,"sku":"9781472277459","price":10.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/files\/orig_27616610.jpg?v=1721912409","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/9781472277459-pundamentalist","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}