{"product_id":"9781405961424-diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly","title":"Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGet tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Brilliant . laugh-out-loud' \u003ci\u003eDaily Telegraph\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 'Outrageously funny . will have you in stitches' \u003ci\u003eTime Out\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e---\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAfter three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ewhatever you hope will happen, won't.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the \u003cb\u003eCouncil Planning department,\u003c\/b\u003e or derision from \u003cb\u003eKaleb\u003c\/b\u003e. Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on \u003cb\u003erewilding and nettle soup\u003c\/b\u003e are doubted by \u003cb\u003eLisa\u003c\/b\u003e. And the stifling thickets of \u003cb\u003ered tape\u003c\/b\u003e keep only one person smiling –\u003cb\u003e Cheerful Charlie,\u003c\/b\u003e who charges by the hour.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e But the animals couldn’t be happier. A rented \u003cb\u003ebull\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003ecalled Break-Heart Maestro\u003c\/b\u003e is delighting the \u003cb\u003ecows\u003c\/b\u003e. The \u003cb\u003epigs\u003c\/b\u003e are bringing home the bacon. And the \u003cb\u003egoats\u003c\/b\u003e are . most probably psychopaths.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Yet on the good days it hard not to be optimistic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Where else do you get to \u003cb\u003eharvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Maybe it’s not just Break-heart Maestro who gets a happy ending?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e----\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReaders are loving \u003ci\u003eDiddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e‘Another funny book from Jeremy. This one made me chuckle but, my only complaint it's too short. I wanted more. Hopefully Another book is being written as we speak’ ***** Reader Review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e‘I love the show and I love the books. Both make me chuckle but have also given me an insight into farming and how hard farming is’ **** Reader Review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e‘I’ve read the previous books and loved those as well.\u003cbr\u003e Witty and funny with depth and a bit of seriousness’ **** Reader Review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e ‘Loved it, quickest book I've ever read. Can't wait for the next Clarkson instalment’ **** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41540103307361,"sku":"9781405961424","price":8.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/files\/stand_40390204_9577c375-5924-40b3-9998-a725a41eb0b0.jpg?v=1773897004","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/9781405961424-diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}