{"product_id":"9781035444854-the-little-book-of-mean-cats","title":"The Little Book of Mean Cats","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet to know the furry friends (foes?) who walk around like they own the place - and crucially, all over their owners.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eCats are lazy, selfish, rude, mean - and often downright evil. We all know this to be true. But, let's be honest: it's why we love them so much! They knock things off shelves just to watch them fall, sleep in the middle of our beds and refuse to budge, judge us from across the room with a stare that could kill a horse, pounce on toddlers with a devilishly glee and caterwaul all night long when they don't get the attention they feel they deserve. It's little wonder that we considered cats in league with the Devil for more than a millennia during the medieval era - because they probably were!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Little Book of Mean Cats \u003c\/i\u003eis stuffed with more than 180 deliciously sharp facts, stats, quotes, quips and stories celebrating curious, cunning, chaotic and contemptuous cats. From historical divas to literary tricksters, cats of legends to legendary cats, this tiny tome is a tribute to the world's most pawsome tyrants. The perfect gift for anyone who knows you never truly own a cat - it owns you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSAMPLE QUOTES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.\" \u003c\/b\u003e-  Missy Dizick, \u003ci\u003eCats Are Better Than Dogs\u003c\/i\u003e, 1993\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.\" \u003c\/b\u003e- Ellen Perry Berkeley, \u003ci\u003eAt Grandmother's Table\u003c\/i\u003e, 2000\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSAMPLE FACTS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFACT 1:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThings Mean Cats Do: Top 10\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1. Knock something off a table, while making direct eye contact.\u003cbr\u003e2. Sit on your laptop the second you open it - especially just before a meeting.\u003cbr\u003e3. Wake you up at 3:47 AM, for no reason.\u003cbr\u003e4. Stare into corners like they definitely see ghosts.\u003cbr\u003e5. Get wet outside then complain at you for how wet they are.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFACT 2:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e91 per cent* \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe percentage of cats who believe they own the house - and that the humans are just their incompetent staff.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58047325929846,"sku":"9781035444854","price":6.35,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/files\/stand_41577603_1c29d30b-81f2-440c-9e9a-4041eae1888b.jpg?v=1781153473","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/9781035444854-the-little-book-of-mean-cats","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}