{"product_id":"9780316474726-i-do-not-eat-children","title":"I Do Not Eat Children","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eA smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of \u003ci\u003eThere's a Monster in Your Book \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of \u003ci\u003eThere's a Monster in Your Book \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground.but don't worry! He would \u003ci\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e eat a child. What do you think he is.a MONSTER? And kids are definitely \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, \u003ci\u003eever\u003c\/i\u003e-oops! There goes another kid.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41045491187809,"sku":"9780316474726","price":12.09,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/files\/orig_29760469.jpg?v=1725721109","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/9780316474726-i-do-not-eat-children","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}