{"product_id":"9780241477489-twat-files","title":"The Twat Files","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA hilarious sort-of memoir of mistakes, mishaps and mess-ups. \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIF YOU LOVE DAWN, YOU'LL LOVE HEARING ABOUT ALL THE TIMES SHE'S BEEN A COMPLETE TWAT .\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBUT.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn \u003ci\u003eThe Twat Files\u003c\/i\u003e I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMistakes tell us about ourselves.\u003cbr\u003eMistakes tell us about others.\u003cbr\u003eMistakes are hilarious.\u003cbr\u003eMistakes expose our flaws.\u003cbr\u003eMistakes show us ourselves honestly.\u003cbr\u003eMistakes are gloriously human.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you \u003ci\u003ealso\u003c\/i\u003e are.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLet's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThat would be perfectly twatty.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'This woman is a national treasure' \u003ci\u003eMail on Sunday\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Dawn French is a wonderful writer' \u003ci\u003eDaily Mail\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41033830989921,"sku":"9780241477489","price":20.58,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/products\/stand_16443309_jpg.jpg?v=1705527116","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/9780241477489-twat-files","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}