{"product_id":"9780141354156-danger-is-everywhere-a-handbook-for-avoiding-danger","title":"Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDoes it warn you about what to do if a shark comes up out of the loo while you are sitting on it? Yes it does. And how to find out if your granny is a robot? That too. And what to do if a volcano erupts underneath your house? This book deals with these questions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eDiary of a Wimpy Kid \u003c\/i\u003emeets \u003ci\u003eThe Dangerous Book for Boys, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003eDANGER IS EVERYWHERE\u003c\/b\u003e is a brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of \u003ci\u003eall\u003c\/i\u003e kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDOES IT WARN YOU ABOUT WHAT TO DO IF A SHARK COMES UP OUT OF THE LOO WHILE YOU ARE SITTING ON IT?\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eYes it does.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAND HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR GRANNY IS A ROBOT?\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThat too.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAND WHAT TO DO IF A VOLCANO ERUPTS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOUSE? \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eAfter you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this book will let you know exactly how to deal with it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author of \u003ci\u003eArtemis Fowl\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWritten by Docter Noel Zone, the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist, with the help of his neighbours:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDavid O'Doherty (words)\u003c\/b\u003e is a stand-up comedian, writer and regular guest on television shows such as \u003ci\u003eQI, Have I Got News For You \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eWould I Lie To You?\u003c\/i\u003e He has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eChris Judge (pictures)\u003c\/b\u003e is the award winning author\/illustrator of \u003ci\u003eThe Lonely Beast \u003c\/i\u003eand a number of other picture books for children. His work has appeared in high-profile advertising campaigns, newspapers, magazines, exhibitions and other media in Ireland and the UK. His most recent work includes cover artwork for Roddy Doyle's \u003ci\u003eBrilliant.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ewww.DangerIsEverywhere.co.uk\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'A \u003cb\u003ebrilliantly silly\u003c\/b\u003e survival guide' \u003ci\u003eSunday Express\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'A \u003cb\u003eJoyful riposte\u003c\/b\u003e to over-cautious parents . well-paced and \u003cb\u003efunny throughout\u003c\/b\u003e.' \u003ci\u003eTime Out\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eLondon\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid' \u003ci\u003eThe Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'A \u003cb\u003esurreal, daft and funny\u003c\/b\u003e book . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and \u003cb\u003erelish the silliness\u003c\/b\u003e.' \u003ci\u003eFinancial Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e'\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003eBrilliantly funny'\u003c\/b\u003e Gransnet\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'A \u003cb\u003ebrilliantly mapcap\u003c\/b\u003e guide' ni4Kids.com\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'\u003cb\u003eLaugh-out-loud'\u003c\/b\u003e TheSchoolRun.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40943021555809,"sku":"9780141354156","price":8.01,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/files\/stand_32224336.jpg?v=1737103010","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/9780141354156-danger-is-everywhere-a-handbook-for-avoiding-danger","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}