{"product_id":"9780008648572-a-series-of-unfortunate-events-the-carnivorous-carnival","title":"The Carnivorous Carnival","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cp\u003e            \u003cstrong\u003eDear Reader, there is nothing to be found in the pages of \u003cem\u003eA Series of Unfortunate Events\u003c\/em\u003e but misery and despair.\u003c\/strong\u003e          \u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003e            \u003cstrong\u003eYou still have time to choose another international best-seller to read. But if you must know what unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on…\u003c\/strong\u003e          \u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Carnivorous Carnival contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal. To avoid causing discomfort, it would be best if I didn’t mention any of the ingredients of this story, particularly a confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank and Chabo the Wolf Baby. Your time might be better filled with something more palatable such as eating your vegetables or feeding them to someone else.\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eIn the tradition of great storytellers, from Dickens to Dahl, comes an exquisitely dark comedy that is both literary and irreverent, hilarious and deftly crafted.\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eDespite their wretched contents, 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' has sold \u003cstrong\u003e60 million\u003c\/strong\u003e copies worldwide and been made into a Hollywood film starring Jim Carrey. And in the future things are poised to get much worse, thanks to the forthcoming Netflix series starring Neil Patrick Harris. You have been warned.\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eAre you unlucky enough to own all 13 adventures?\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Bad Beginning\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Reptile Room\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Wide Window\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Miserable Mill\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Austere Academy\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Ersatz Elevator\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Vile Village\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Hostile Hospital\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Carnivorous Carnival\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Slippery Slope\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Grim Grotto\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe Penultimate Peril\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eThe End\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003eAnd what about All The Wrong Questions? In this four-book series a 13-year-old Lemony chronicles his dangerous and puzzling apprenticeship in a mysterious organisation that nobody knows anything about:\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003e‘Who Could That Be at This Hour?’\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003e‘When Did you Last See Her?’\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003e‘Shouldn’t You Be in School?’\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003cp\u003e‘Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41593130188897,"sku":"9780008648572","price":7.39,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/files\/stand_22253800.jpg?v=1712228575","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/9780008648572-a-series-of-unfortunate-events-the-carnivorous-carnival","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}