{"product_id":"4020628573928-koch-media-goat-simulator-3-switch","title":"Koch Media Goat Simulator 3 (Switch","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you want to be chic, you can wear the skins of large, striped and many other goats\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContents: In addition to the game, a download code for the \"downgrade\" DLC is included in the box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can be a goat - three friends can also be goats and play with you locally or online\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis time we actually hired \"game designer\" and we've been told they added \"tons of content\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eGoat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Do you learn to become one with the herd? Probably not. If you want to learn about real goats, you have to go to the village. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePilgor is daaa again! \u003cbr\u003eIf you pre-order the Standard Edition, you will receive your own pre-udder in the game. It's exactly what it sounds like. Gather your herd and venture into the Goat Simulator 3 - the new, realistic sandbox farm experience that puts you back into the hooves of the unpopular protagonist. \u003cbr\u003eHeard right, we'll do it again. The bleating begins, and other goats are now joined by Pilgor. You can invite up to three friends to the coop locally or online, host a carnage as a team or compete against each other in mini-games and lose the friends again. \u003cbr\u003eGet ready for another round of udder chaos. Lick, bump and ruin your way through a brand new open world in the biggest waste of time since Goat Simulator! We will not tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but only give you the means to become the goat of your dreams. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeatures: \u003cbr\u003eYou can be a goat - three friends can also be goats and play with you locally or online. \u003cbr\u003eIf you want to be chic, you can wear the skins of large, striped and many other goats. \u003cbr\u003eDress up your goat in all sorts of nonsense, from toilet paper rolls to tea trays. Or a jet pack. \u003cbr\u003eThis time we actually hired \"game designers\" and were told they added \"lots of content\": events, NPCs you can mess with, status effects, collectibles, Easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak \u003cbr\u003eYou've also added lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?) \u003cbr\u003eDid someone say anything about a musical? \u003cbr\u003eWho could you be? Maybe Keanu Ree. \u003cbr\u003eNo, a goldfish! (in real!) \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eContents: In addition to the game, a download code for the \"Downgrade\" DLC, which brings more souped goat content than you could wish for is included in the box.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56477351182710,"sku":"4020628573928","price":31.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/files\/orig_13108956_21228302_20250313070810_796c122b-46c1-462f-83ef-da9dd89e9da4.jpg?v=1760725042","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/4020628573928-koch-media-goat-simulator-3-switch","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}